What If???
The following lines have been taken from the hit sitcom "Seinfeld". Its funny and really makes sense....
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do u get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think life cycle is all backwards. You should die and first get it out of the way. Then you live in a old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school and you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby. You spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, a spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do u get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think life cycle is all backwards. You should die and first get it out of the way. Then you live in a old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school and you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby. You spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, a spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen.
posted by Badri at 4:07 AM
5 Comments:
thts d best ever heard in Seinfeld.
the stand up comedy is amazing!!
Amen!!!castanza's golden words are really thoughtful and wat a unique thought.gud work picking it up:)
A lot of sense, yes!
have read it so many times on sms forwards. it's from seinfeld huh? cool!
This has been the funniest serious bit!!
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